No, you need a punch in the face. Welcome to the world of crap branded apps. Buddy Check is an app that helps you and your friends to keep track of each other when going out. GPS functionality combined with timed buddy checks makes it more fun and safe to stick together throughout the night.

So I was at work yesterday. I went to the toilets, as you do. standing at the urinal, uhh, urinating. I hear the toilet door open. This guy comes in, walks up behind me, then walks into the cubicle. Obviously, he needed to urinate also. But, to his dismay, the urinal was taken. Fair enough, good idea I say! This is where it gets weird.

This is the place where you can personalize your profile! By moving, adding and personalizing widgets. You can drag and drop to rearrange. You can edit widgets to customize them.

I made these icons! This is a tiny little mailbox. Saturday, December 10, 2005.